I argue with unicorns…

To start off, I’m not crazy…. Well at least I don’t thi…. Whatever, I might be, this isn’t the case…. This was a dream I recently had where I got into a deep discussion with a unicorn named Jefferson. We both debated whether 4 legs where better than 2 thumbs. Me of course stuck with thumbs because they are awesome if used the right ways, but Jefferson the unicorn decided that 4 legs were waaay more righteous. I gave him credit for his strong argument against thumbs which lead to me showing the great uses of thumbs by of course grabbing a very large strawberry. I don’t know why but Jefferson was sent over the edge when I used my thumbs and he began to walk away stating that what I did was a waist of time. Then he totally changed subject And with a serious voice he asked me if I watched cartoons. I gave him the best info I could by saying ” yeah man their great!!!” so are arguments seized to be as we both ended up watching adventure time from my laptop. This is why I will remain an insomniac… For this exact reason. When I go to sleep I argue with unicorns. Lol.